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SO cool!
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~*~Carmen~*~
Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to speak with you again. People talking without speaking, people hearing without listening. People writing songs that voices never share, no one dare,
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"All major theme parks have delays; why, when Disney opened in the 1950's, nothing worked!"
"Well John, that's a little different. If Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
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Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
"I think I'm bleeding, but I can't tell because my shirt is already red."
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"All major theme parks have delays; why, when Disney opened in the 1950's, nothing worked!"
"Well John, that's a little different. If Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
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Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
"I think I'm bleeding, but I can't tell because my shirt is already red."
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~*~Carmen~*~
Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to speak with you again. People talking without speaking, people hearing without listening. People writing songs that voices never share, no one dare,
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